Talk about your doldrums. I am so bored I could shoot myself just for the fun of it.

I could ask one of those stupid philosophical questions that you guys seem to like so much, but I'd rather go with a more relevant question.

Dear Comm Network;

What's your favorite food?Me, I got a soft spot for sea salt ice cream and hamburgers with cheddar ( Read more... )

So you guys should all be familiar with the concept of other worlds by now. After all, we're all from different places.

So get this;

Somewhere out there, there is a world (well, a subworld) devoted entirely to the holiday of Christmas. It's called Christmas Town, amazingly enough. It's right next to Halloween Town.

Wacky stuff, huh?

I feel like I should maybe fess up to some... wrong doings. Maybe.

You know those buildings that burned down not too long ago?

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

I hear someone named Desire was at fault for that mess. All in favor of a good buttkicking, say "I".

[The following is broadcast on one of the local news stations! Not actually on the comm, just on the TV. BUT this post can be used for reactions/plotting/whatever]

[ A young, attractive woman sits behind a desk with a stack of papers. She somehow manages to look both cheerful and solemn at the same time. You know the lookGood evening, and welcome ( Read more... )

... I need it.

I don't just want it... I need it. I have to find it. It has to be here somewhere. It just has to be!

I'm gonna find it.

Hello again, City-ites. I'm back. From where? Places. So many places. Like "China". They have a neat wall there. But what are they trying to keep out, hm ( Read more... )

[Axel has the comm pointed at his face as he walks, apparently through a mall. He looks less than pleased]

Alright. I hate to use this stupid thing so soon, BUT...

I have hit every major city in the "United States" and not a single. Freakin'. City. Has sea-salt ice cream. I haven't tried other countries yet, but come onI ask for it and people ( Read more... )

[the comm is turned on, set to voice. The user seems to have figured it out, luckily. And whoever it is taps on the microphone with a fingerTesting, testing, 1, 2, 3... it's on, right? Well I'll say it is and go from there ( Read more... )

So I've got a question.

What keeps you guys going - why, exactly, do you get up in the morning?

Call it a public interest survey.

On the one hand? This is absolutely disgusting. Whose brilliant idea was this?

On the other hand? Frogs are awesome target practice, even if charred froggy smells terrible.

No one had better be in the bathroom right now, because I'm 'porting directly in to take a shower. Ugh, this is nasty.